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@TheDailySchmuck: Him: It should be illegal for white people to wear dreads.

Me: Are you Italian, my brother?

Him: No.

Me: Then no more pizza for you.

Him: It should be illegal for white people to wear dreads.

Me: Are you Italian, my brother? 

Him: No.

Me: Then no more pizza for you.

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