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@Sassafrantz: Him: She's always doing magic tricks
Therapist: Is that true?
Me: Check your pocket.
[he pulls out a piece of paper with 'NO' written on it]

Him: She’s always doing magic tricks
Therapist: Is that true?
Me: Check your pocket.
[he pulls out a piece of paper with ‘NO’ written on it]

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