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@Shock_Monster: Him: Sir, you don't have the experience or fitness to be a fireman.

Me: But, I got a mustache!

Him: That's cat fur attached with frosting.

Him: Sir, you don’t have the experience or fitness to be a fireman.

Me: But, I got a mustache!

Him: That’s cat fur attached with frosting.

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