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@Mr_Kapowski: Him: This house is perfect for us!
Her: What about the kids?
Him: You're right. We'll have to put them up for adoption

Him: This house is perfect for us!
Her: What about the kids?
Him: You’re right. We’ll have to put them up for adoption

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