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@vikkaroni: Him: what does a polar bear weigh?

Me: I don't know

Him: enough to break the ice, my name's John.

Me: so's mine.

Him: what does a polar bear weigh?

Me: I don’t know

Him: enough to break the ice, my name’s John.

Me: so’s mine.

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