@cynfulgreeneyes: Him: "Wow you've got alot of hair" Me: "Thanks grew it myself"
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@HavocMantis: Whenever I work out, I wear a push-up bra so I can do more push-ups. If I didn't, it'd be so embarrassing and people would laugh at me.
@protolalia: You can make up any word you want in conversation and if you use it in a dilsationary way, people rarely question the meaning.
@Rlpihl: Girl are you the burning bush? Cuz you're hot. And there's no conceivable reason you should be talking to me.