@cynfulgreeneyes: Him: "Wow you've got alot of hair" Me: "Thanks grew it myself"
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@mattZillaaaa: [job interview] "So do you have any questions you'd like to ask me?" Can I wait a week until I take the drug test?
@sixthformpoet: The Pope is hardly the first person to lose interest in their real job so soon after joining Twitter.
@causticbob: Just heard that someone has started digging Fidel Castro's grave.. Must be a communist plot.