@cynfulgreeneyes: Him: "Wow you've got alot of hair" Me: "Thanks grew it myself"
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@bornmiserable: Deck the halls. Kick the windows. Strike the doors. Pummel the chandeliers. Clog the toilets. You will defeat this house.
@_davidlucas_: The shortest distance between two points is over a cyclist. ~Australian drivers, apparently.