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@bgirl314: Him: You smell good...what are you wearing?
@Deirdreocx: [Cops have a warrant for my arrest]
Cops: you're coming with us!
*Plays the Benny Hill theme on my phone & runs away*
Foot chase ensues.
@Try2StopME: Good Morning guys! Just ran 21 kilometers in 2.8 hours. Really didnt know I could have done it.
Temple Run is a really motivating game.
@Thee_Mikey_B: I wish chlamydia was as hard to get as it is to spell.
@SufficientCharm: What do you mean you're not going to spank me?
I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you?
@tuckerflodman: Hey girl, on a scale of 'Neo's mind in the beginning of The Matrix' and 'Neo's mind at the end', how free are you tonight?