@Ivsy01: Him: You'll always be the one that got away. Me: Escaped. Him: What? Me: I said Thanks.
@Carbosly: "I'm scared of thunder and vacuums but this beehive full of killer bees looks delicious."
@Freudianscript: You're not considered antisocial if no one wants to talk to you.
@Roweboat13G: I believe in karma which means I can do bad things to people all day long and just assume they deserve it.
@badbanana: If the shoe fits, wear it. And if these shoes belong to someone else, walk away briskly.
@OrangeFact: HIM: Show me what that mouth do, girl ;)
ME: *eats a fistful of bees*