@Ivsy01: Him: You'll always be the one that got away. Me: Escaped. Him: What? Me: I said Thanks.
GF: there's somebody in the kitchen!
ME: *already unsheathing my blade* that's where the food is
@donni: There's no time like the present. Or later. Later on is pretty similar, actually.
@fart: im online
@LurkAtHomeMom: Have kids so you can regularly test the limits of your sanity by watching someone eat a starburst in 26 bites.
@jakob_huber: Pouring a bucket of white marbles into the hippo pen will result in a lifetime ban from the zoo no matter how hungry they looked.