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@AnitaHelmet: Him: You're married?

Me: Well, it's Thursday. So, yeah.

Him: What about on Friday?

Me: Depends how Thursday goes.

Him: You’re married?

Me: Well, it’s Thursday.  So, yeah.

Him: What about on Friday?

Me: Depends how Thursday goes.

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