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@_blotty: Him: you're so beautiful. The moment you smiled at me,u had me
Me: that's really sweet
Me in my head: I have a piece of my poo in my purse

Him: you’re so beautiful. The moment you smiled at me,u had me
Me: that’s really sweet 
Me in my head: I have a piece of my poo in my purse

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