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@julietactually: Him: you're terrifying
Me: awww you're just saying that
@trayofcheese: The person in that bathroom stall would not survive ‘A Quiet Place’
@that1bish27: I'm eating this banana sideways so my husband doesn't get the wrong idea.
@just1fool: Is snapping not cool anymore? Figures. I just mastered the Macarena last month too.
@idiosity: Went by the house where I grew up. Asked to go in to look around, but they said no and shut the door in my face. My parents can be so rude.
@daemonic3: Hey girl, I heard you like bad boys?
*starts jigsaw puzzle from middle instead of edges*