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@JediGigi: Him:You married?

Me:Aww You think I'm that pretty?

H:Ma'am just filling out your pape-

M:SO I'M UGLY?

H:I'll tell the therapist to hurry

Him:You married?

Me:Aww You think I’m that pretty?

H:Ma’am just filling out your pape-

M:SO I’M UGLY?

H:I’ll tell the therapist to hurry

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