@aparnapkin: Hinder: an app that locates available singles nearby who will stall your life in some significant way
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@NicestHippo: Oscar nominations are out. Let's experience actual emotion about multimillionaires giving each other gold
@AnOrangeSNES: If corporations are people then that's really gross because we walk inside of them all the time.
@Elizasoul80: [God creating mosquitoes] "I wonder how I could get everyone to spray chemicals on themselves and also slap their own faces."