@aparnapkin: Hinder: an app that locates available singles nearby who will stall your life in some significant way
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@VancityReynolds: The pen is mightier than the sword. Also, parking a car in someone's living room sends a pretty damn clear message too.
@robrouse: Bin Laden's neighbours interviewed "we had no idea...he just kept himself to himself really..."
@JohnMayer: If you’re pretty, you’re pretty; but the only way to be beautiful is to be loving. Otherwise, it’s just “congratulations about your face.”