@aparnapkin: Hinder: an app that locates available singles nearby who will stall your life in some significant way
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@maebemarbles: "Ugh, it's so dark!" *shivers* "And cold! Why is it so huge? It's, like, jeez, does it go on forever?!" - Larry, the worst astronaut
@iGreenMonk: Go to work tomorrow with a new attitude. Be positive! Communicate! Hide when real work comes!
@DannyZuker: I fear all this talk of llamas & dresses has distracted us from the important fact that there is video of Madonna falling off a stage.
@BobbyBucchae: Watched Full House for not even a full minute & now I'm white with a credit score of 720