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@CulturedRuffian: HIP-STAR WARS:
Obi Wan Quinoa-be VS. Darth Vaper
@Tommytoughstuff: [Talking to a giant banana] "Is that a human being in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
@causticbob: Beyonce: 'Who run the world?' Generally people who have at least a basic understanding of grammar.
@Diversion50: DAVID BOWIE: We can be heroes!
DAVID BOWIE: Just for one day.
ME: Oh. OK.
*bins blueprint for Batcave*
@nocturnology: Turns out indoor stone throwing is a mistake no matter what your house is made of.
@FilthyRichmond: Fox News reports that President Obama rapped his oath in Arabic while cutting the head off a goat.