@palokin: Hipsters hate rivers. Too mainstream.
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@neiltyson: Curious that it's always a female computer voice that calmly announces self-destruct sequences and other violent disasters.
@toujours_fab: My husband said he needs to have sex and now he is mad at me. Apparently, asking 'with each other' was the wrong response.