@LeonEarlgrey: Hipsters probly don't eat carrots since they lose interest in things when there not underground anymore.
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@matt___nelson: [angrily taking off banana suit] "Why didn't you tell me we were going to a funeral"
@caraweinberger: It's crazy how my ex was so upset about losing me that he had to build a life with a new woman.