@LeonEarlgrey: Hipsters probly don't eat carrots since they lose interest in things when there not underground anymore.
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@Adam14: I still use the word "dude". I don't give a dude. I don't use it right, but I still dude it.
@KyleMcDowell86: Me: my shoulder is sore DR: I told u stop throwing rocks at the Sun [walking out of office] (looks at Sun) I guess ur safe *squints* for now
@junejuly12: Nothing like sitting on a chair at your kid's school to inspire you to never eat cookies again.
@BuckyIsotope: Kanye West builds a time machine so he can interrupt himself interrupting Taylor Swift.