@TheTimmyToes: *hires 2 personal trainers and makes one of them train the other one*
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@SmartassChef: Most of my one night stands happened because they knew they would get a fabulous breakfast the next morning.
@maughammom: If you've had a lightsaber pointed at you while you were on the toilet you may be a parent ...or your life is way more interesting than mine
@Marcmywords2: Mom She gave me life She gave me love She gave me sarcasm She gave me the ability to cut brake lines so that it looks like an accident.