@Jake_Vig: *hires a group of teenage girls to giggle every time you walk by*
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@internetluke: [two female cops come to arrest me but I am hiding in the men's bathroom] Haha "What do we do?"
@SaraMansford: I know Aladdin can't wish for more wishes, but why can't he just wish for more genies?--My 5 year old and future lawyer, probably.
@hgracestewart: I try to live each day like it's my last, which is why I rarely have clean socks. Who wants to wash socks on the last day of their life?