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@McKnightyBoo: [Hires Skywriter]
I DON'T OVERREACT
@DurtMcHurtt: *rolls up sleeves*
*gets high on sleeves*
@RandomRamblr: I could see how 2 deaf guys arguing would appear to be gang related.
@Jay_FrickinLynn: Me: Hi
M: Still? It's been a week
K: YOUR FIRST INSTINCT DURING A CAR ACCIDENT WAS TO PROTECT YOUR PHONE!
M: You didn't die. Calm down.
@shanethevein: My little girl will never have daddy issues.
But her future boyfriends will.
@WilliamAder: Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you last month?
Me: The package said "Take on an empty stomach" so, not yet.