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@LurkAtHomeMom: *hires skywriter*
YOU CAN'T BLOCK ME
@Prero22: If you want to become a beatboxing champion, try zipping up a tight dress.
@sarcasm_inc: *at a loud house party*
Is this your- I SAID IS THIS YOUR HOUSE? I NOTICED THE DOG BOWL. WHERE IS HE OR SHE, I'D LIKE TO PET HIM OR HER
@AKATriple: So apparently it's rude if somebody asks if you have a light & you tell them they'll have to go to the end of the tunnel to find it...
@GrantTanaka: [dog park]
Dog: omg I just found out I’m adopted
Other Dogs: [barking in shock]
@BigBagOfScum: And this song would come on and all the white people would start having a group seizure.
Me explaining the Harlem shake to my grand kids.