@Cpin42: His Holiness the Dalai Lama invited you to play Candy Crush.
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@JawnQSack: "A mind is a terrible thing to waste." A zombie trying to convince his son to finish his dinner.
@CorkyCrash: I think it's a bad sign that when 9 tries to play charades, everyone's first guess is "constipation."
@Dildotron: I dont mean to sound racist, but why is my baby black? *doctor sighs for like 3 mins* "Sir, its an ultrasound" *Seinfeld bass riff for days*
@markhoppus: i appreciate the song "the boys are back in town" because it answers the age-old question: are the boys back in town y/n?