@Cpin42: His Holiness the Dalai Lama invited you to play Candy Crush.
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@topaz_kell: Rage against the machine is what I do when my candy bar gets stuck and won't drop down.
@jctwritesstuff: Me: Yeah like that, baby. Him: *caresses my back, plays with my hair* Me: *moans* Him: *growls* I'm gonna do so many-- Me: *snores, drools*
@OhNoSheTwitnt: I've been clicking "remind me later" on this work software update for 2 years when is he going to get the hint that I'm not interested?
@noogscorner: I wonder if clouds look down on us and say shit like "That one's shaped like an idiot."