@Cpin42: His Holiness the Dalai Lama invited you to play Candy Crush.
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@rolldiggity: Whenever I fill out a job application with a box for "Race," I add a question mark and then write, "Anytime. Anywhere."
@QwertyJones3: [group therapy] "I always feel unnoticed" NINJA: I hear ya CHAMELEON: Same GUY WITH CAMOUFLAGE PANTS: It's like we're all soulmates
@bingowings14: My hangover has been going on for so long that I'm beginning to wonder if Peter Jackson directed it.
@wilw: I think the blue states should get the taco trucks first, and the red states have to wait, because elections have consequences.