@rolldiggity: Whenever I fill out a job application with a box for "Race," I add a question mark and then write, "Anytime. Anywhere."

@QwertyJones3: [group therapy] "I always feel unnoticed" NINJA: I hear ya CHAMELEON: Same GUY WITH CAMOUFLAGE PANTS: It's like we're all soulmates

@bingowings14: My hangover has been going on for so long that I'm beginning to wonder if Peter Jackson directed it.

@wilw: I think the blue states should get the taco trucks first, and the red states have to wait, because elections have consequences.

@AristotlesNZ: Apparently, "Dude, that's the best she's EVER going to look" was not the type of objection to the marriage the priest was asking about.