@myonlymizztake: His last words were, "I'm just going to tell her to calm down, and remind her that she still hasn't made dinner."
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@hatehug: I've been listening to Pink Floyd for the past 2 hours. I'm about to just go ahead and skip to track 2.
@Neauxpe: The last time I wore a red shirt, I went to Target and laid off 8 people in the morning team huddle.
@Douchekevin: Never mind trying to scare me about going to hell religious people, it won't work. I was married for 6 years.
@AnOrangeSNES: Yes Pony Express? I ordered a pony 27 minutes ago and I still didn't get it. What kind of fast food joint do you run here?