@corysnearowski: In WWII soldiers left burlesque magazines around so if an enemy found it he'd yell "HOt DOG" then howl like a wolf & give away his position
@AimeeHelene1: Tonight's special:
Hummus-fed pigeon leg, rolled in coffee grinds, served on a bed of fresh lawn clippings
$105
- Fancy restaurants
@iinkedZombie: The horn quit working in my truck, so I'm hanging out of the window revving this chainsaw at pedestrians.
@DumbestPosts: Stupid is an understatement for this one
@MmeSurly: If you see someone crying, ask if it's because of their haircut.
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