@markydoodoo: Hit the showers. Smack a sink. Verbally assault a bathtub. Make everyone at Home Depot uncomfortable.
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@mrjohntofu: My signature move is parking closely to the sports car at the end of the lot taking up four spaces.
@AimeeHelene1: *thumb wrapped in giant bandage* CW: Oh my God, what happened? Me: Never challenge a hitchhiker to a thumb war.
@XplodingUnicorn: 4-year-old: Can you do what you want at work? Me: No, I have to listen to my boss. 4: Mom is at your work?
@noog: [meeting at amc network] “Okay so how can we make everyone in Walking Dead look like they smell even worse this season?”