@AlexvanBeek: Hitler ruined the Charlie Chaplin mustache for everyone.
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@The_JRM: I sometimes lie awake and wonder how much useful information I've left out of my brain to make room for these Hanson songs.
@Ms_Shazam: "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." - Me to my children.
@LuvPug: If I was a pug, nobody would give me funny looks for slobbering in public or eating food off the floor.
@DillDoes: [god inventing animals] okay here's a new one. It's an umbrella "okay" made out of jello "alright" and it electrocutes things "you're drunk"