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@Offensivehere: Hitler was the worst camp counselor ever.
@iamhorcrux: Grading system for students in India:
A - Average
B - Below average
C - Can't have dinner
D - Don't come home
F - Find a new family
@Ivsy01: Text: ARE YOU ALIVE? Me: Why?
@alldrolledup: Body: All done?
Brain: All done.
Brain: Flintstone tiptoed a lot for a big dude
@DJRotaryRachel: Ate at some place called Spaghetteria and let's just say it gave me diaghetti.
@underchilde: If I tell you I'm "breaking out the fine china," I just mean the expensive paper plates.