@Offensivehere: Hitler was the worst camp counselor ever.
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@AndyAsAdjective: [therapy session] THERAPIST: ok…I totally respect your feelings & you sound genuine…but that was just the plot of Jurassic Park ME: nuh uh
@squirrel74wkgn: [at the club] Me: ...everyone seemed to be just fine with Superman wearing red knee high boots Her: Just take them off
@Lovestained555: My 5yr old eats chicken wings with the precision of a hitman cleaning his rifle.