@bea_ker: Hitlers gonna hitl
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@NicestHippo: Funny how arguing works. We're all "You clearly disagree with me, so I will now repeat my point with steadily increasing levels of volume"
@Marlebean: I tried to cover myself in plastic wrap as a sexy surprise, but we were out and this aluminum foil is getting itchy...
@BecksWelker: 7:02 pm: I'll probably have 1 or 2 beers 2:43am: [emailing the former CEO of radio shack] WHY THE FUCJ WERE U SELLING VCRS IN 2014
@2questionable: Bathe your child in lavender soap before bed so you're both nice and relaxed before you lose your mind when they won't go to sleep.