@Kenworthy79: In the year 2065, old men will say 'bae'
@delusionaliam: If my calculations are correct, slinky + escalator = everlasting fun.
@Vice_Queen: So your face, is it permanently like that or are you genuinely surprised every time you take a selfie?
@mrtruthandsoul: 5yo: Daddy, what's a facial?
Me: Your brother.
5yo: I don't have a brother!?
Me: Exactly!
@jjhartinger: I'm currently helping my husband look for his chocolates that I ate last Friday.
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