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@Annekinns: *Hits rock bottom.
*Receives welcome basket from Twitter.
@pleatedjeans: I'll never forget my 8th grade teacher. She was a 12-foot snake monster. Had 4 heads. Ate 7 desks. Killed a kid. Really made an impression.
@Reverend_Scott: THIS IS THE POLICE.
COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP.
"Wrong house guys."
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
"Yup, happens a lot."
OKAY COOL, SORRY.
@MountainDouche: If cops can drive undercover cars, we should be able to drive cop cars. It's only fair.
@drunkNnaughty: I think there should be a mandatory test at 16 that you have to pass and if not, you get neutered or spayed.
@ceejoyner: A solid knife fighting strategy is to move clockwise in increasingly larger circles until you reach a safe running distance.