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@GianDoh: *Hits Rock Bottom*
Dwayne Johnson: I have a boyfriend.
@farleftcoast: Grapes for breakfast it is!
Beautiful, fermented, aged, liquified grapes.
@NintenDom: Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song has a part where it sounds like they're trying to guess words for a crossword puzzle.
@SemFitty: Accidentally put Red Bull in my coffee maker this morning. I was going 130 mph down the interstate when I realized that I forgot my car.
@Awesomemom10: My 9yo son just gave me a hug and told me thank you for not naming him Dick.
@UncleDuke1969: Wife: It's time for a vacation.
Me: Where do YOU want to go?
Wife: Hmm... Maybe the Bahamas?
Me: Great idea! And, I'LL go camping upstate!