@walks_on_legs: Hm, want to use firecrackers but not wake the neighbors. I know, I'll light the firecrackers inside a container! Like this megaphone here!
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@LuckoftheDraw86: I dropped my iPhone under the bed once so I get it, moms that lift cars off their babies, I get it.
@michaelianblack: Happy Fourth of July. May your emails be gathered and your drones fly forever free!
@leechee420: Stop making mini snacks, people. Never have I been like, "wow this is a delicious cupcake. If only it were 1/4 of the size."
@junejuly12: Little known Chinese proverb - He who walks barefoot in a dog's backyard will be sorry