@KevinFarzad: Hmm ok Trump may have said another horrible thing but let’s not forget Hillary once texted a friend “Omw!” while she was still in the shower
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@markleggett: The worst part of being an astronaut would be eventually having to come back to Earth and deal with other people.
@VeganZebra: *walks into IT department attempting to look cool* You guys torrent any emails lately?
@derekblackmon: I don't mean to sound like a hypochondriac but I was diagnosed with the flu today & I feel like it's been coming on for a few years now.
@SuperDuperDook: The last 60+ Miss Universe pageant winners have been from earth I don't know man, seems fixed.