@DurtMcHurtt: Hobos are like cats, they'll let you pet them until you stop feeding them cat food.
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@Rrrrnessa: Next dude that complains about the friendzone will be step-son zoned. I will literally marry your dad and step-son zone you. Try me.
@kelkulus: It's a good thing the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles wore masks, or people might have recognized the 4 giant turtles at their day jobs.
@JessiCanadian: My dog could not protect the house from robbers if they brought a vacuum cleaner.