@DurtMcHurtt: Hobos are like cats, they'll let you pet them until you stop feeding them cat food.
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@Mike_Bianchi: It's unfair to call me lactose intolerant when you consider what I'm willing to go through for lactose.
@petemandik: [long ago] A: Ok, so let's mush a tree to pulp and then make flat thingies out of it. B: Great idea. Write that down. A: Where?
@SuperApple8: All I want in life is to be cool enough to cut up slices of an apple and eat them directly from the knife.
@mydanimarie: Sometimes I order Domino's but give them Pizza Hut's address. And when they show up and start fighting, just wait with my mouth open.