@DothTheDoth: Hockey: because running on knives makes sense.
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@SaraMansford: Screw you, Burger King, if you really wanted me to have it "MY way" you'd have added alcohol to your menu.
@pizza_dragon: Pony: "I love hay so much I-" Dad: "Why don't you marry it, ya big nerd?" *pony grows up* *becomes Horse Emperor* *legalizes hay marriage*
@walks_on_legs: What is this special type of waffle called a "Tennis racket" and why does it taste like metal wires?