@DothTheDoth: Hockey: because running on knives makes sense.
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@DareDarilyn: Before being born, I wish I would have been able to select the difficulty level of my life.
@RocketRankoon: Shout out to Pringles for admitting they're addictive, unlike cigarettes and heroin the two biggest liars of the snack industry.
@danjan13: Adobe update is ready to install *gazes longingly into the distance*, but I don't think I am.