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@DancesWithTamis: "Hola! I'm Señor Coconut, children"

[cracks head on the pavement. Children scream]

"Drink me. Drink me. I'm full of vitamins and minerals"

“Hola! I’m Señor Coconut, children”

[cracks head on the pavement. Children scream]

“Drink me. Drink me. I’m full of vitamins and minerals”

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