@gwatts77: Hold on I'm about to count my money. Alright I'm done.
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@EndhooS: Surgeon: I'll be taking out your appendix today Me: [stomach rumbles] Surgeon: [puts stethoscope to my tummy] Appendix: I have a boyfriend
@The_JRM: There's a woman here who, by the amount of makeup on her face, fought with a rainbow - and lost.