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@gwatts77: Hold on I'm about to count my money. Alright I'm done.
@BruceForce: Thought it would be romantic to serenade this girl with some Elvis.
I swear that's the last time I sing "You ain't nothin but a hound dog"
@Jake1000001: Love will tear us apart. Also, bears, wolves and some other woodland creatures.
@DukeSlothington: The sweats say I've given up. The Nike logo says "but not entirely."
@slaughthie: Whoever speaks at my funeral will probably just look over at my casket and say "well, she was always kind of like this."
@MRagaab: You're a guy, therefore you can't "hehehehe".