@_wangwe: Hold the door for your girlfriend. Listen to the door. Tell the door everything will be okay. Leave your girlfriend for the door.
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@TheAlexP: Her: you ever done hot yoga? *remembering getting stuck in a lawn chair last summer trying to reach my car keys* Pretty sure
@thezwickers3: In order to get my teenagers attention I shut off the WiFi router and wait for them in the room it's in.
@Reverend_Scott: u don't need dangerous marijuana pot get high on life -ride a bike -read a good book -make a sacrifice to the dark lord -watch a sunset
@ranndrew: "Thats a killer dirt bike you've got, man!" *dirt bike holds a knife to your throat* Believe me...I know.