@andreeahluscu: HOLD YOUR HORSES. Love your horses. Remind your horses everyday how much you love them. Feed your horses.
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@evanrhorne: I quit my job today!! The money from that Nigerian king arrives tomorrow, I'm so excited.
@torrami: Never let them see how much they hurt you. Or the gun. Definitely don't let them see the gun.
@AimeeHelene1: *seductively slides hand along store shelf to distract you* *grabs last bag of Cheetos* *tucks, rolls, and runs away*
@vexroid: I was voted "most friendly" at my high school in 10th grade. It was at this point in my life that I knew serious changes were in order.