@shutupmikeginn: [holding baby] haha oh whoa i thought he'd be slimey but he's really dry
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@karentozzi: Welcome to middle age, here's your card. You'll now have a favorite local weatherman and your elbows will never be pointy again.
@david8hughes: Wife: Why is there a bouncy castle in the garden? Me out of breath with no shoes on: I'm not sure.