@shutupmikeginn: [holding baby] haha oh whoa i thought he'd be slimey but he's really dry
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@MEQ_777: Question : if you fart at the gym can people wearing headphones still smell it? Asking for a friend
@D2BMcG: Do you remember when the most annoying thing on the Internet was a dancing baby? Yeah, good times
@TheBoydP: Pro tip: No matter how much you hate wrapping, never ask your wife to wrap her own Christmas presents.
@fuzzlime: I thought it was a staring contest but then I realized the guy had a glass eye so now I can never go back to that gas station again.