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@samfromks: *Holds centipede up to your cheek as you're sleeping and whispers*

Hey baby, the restraining order said a hundred feet...

*Holds centipede up to your cheek as you’re sleeping and whispers* 

Hey baby, the restraining order said a hundred feet…

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