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@jake_lach: *Holds door for woman
*Slams door in her boyfriend's face
@Jeffwni: Little Known Fact:
Bon Jovi has five brothers: Bon Joi, Bon Joii, Bon Joiii, Bon Joiv and Bon Jov
@JONOCOYOTE: •a lion stalks a fawn•
•a man steps out from behind tree•
I'm Chris Hansen from NBCs to catch a predator, do u know how old that deer is?
@mrjohntofu: What the world needs is a self help movie, cause lets face it, most of us won't buy the book.
@OtherDanOBrien: Mugger: Gimme yer wallet & don't do nuthin dumb
Me: That's a double negative, my friend. Unlike Romance languages, English - hey, come back
@StarWarsProblms: Kylo Ren: Hey, why is my paycheck so low?
General Hux: Damages. Maybe you should stop throwing temper tantrums with your lightsaber.