@PaperWash: *holds finger up and chews for like 8 minutes after aunt asks me how I've been*
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@Ungli_Baba: Me: Dad, how did you guys manage without WhatsApp and SMS ?? Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves.
@ThisOneSayz: The person who named the eggplant must have been: a) Colorblind, and b) Totally high
@WineMummy: Sorry I had sex with your hot gardener, but in my defense, you did say that I needed Jesus in me.