@PaperWash: *holds finger up and chews for like 8 minutes after aunt asks me how I've been*
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@0point5twins: Girlfriend left a note on the fridge "this isn't working, you take everything too literally". She'll be so happy when she sees the new one.
@Rollinintheseat: Never play musical chairs against a person in a wheelchair. They will always beat you.