@TheBoydP: *holds in gut when stepping on a scale*
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@ValeeGrrl: You have to admire husband's focus as he plays on his iPad while I furiously chop carrots tapping out "I hate you" in morse code w my knife.
@PeachesMcPeach: I'm at my sexiest when I'm at a stoplight and a teenage boy is checking me out then suddenly realizes his horrific mistake.
@Cheeseboy22: Not one person has been eaten by sharks yet this week. Probably the worst Shark Week ever.
@junejuly12: Nothing like suddenly seeing a spider on the ceiling to make you realize you don't need a nap anyway.