@TheBoydP: *holds in gut when stepping on a scale*
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@Sorrowscopes: Aries: You will be visited by three ghosts this Christmas. They're all married, so don't even ask.
@emireecraire: Public transportation not only helps the environment, it also makes you hate the human race
@showersthinker: Watching Jeopardy backwards would be about a panel of 3 people asking Alex Trebek questions that he always gets right.