@TheBoydP: *holds in gut when stepping on a scale*
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@SteveSuckington: What she said: wanna share some nachos? What I heard: wanna race to see who can eat the most nachos?
@fightforfood: I'm not saying Goldilocks was a piece of shit, but she broke into someone's house and just started eating their breakfast.
@HiddleDeeDee: 6: Mom, I'm going to be a Navy pilot or a SEAL. If that doesn't work, I'm going to work at Subway. It's all about the backup plan, people.