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@fro_vo: *holds seashell to ear* new shell who dis
@northpacific: "You're not the pizza guy." Bin Laden's last words.
@daemonic3: [1st date]
"My birthday is on April 20th, so 4/20. Isn't that cool? When's yours?"
Oh, umm *sweating* Sextember 69th
@DrawingShadows: Did you ever think that one day you would be this addicted to reading and writing?
@thepunningman: I HAD
THE TIME OF MY LIFE
AND I NEVER FELT THIS WAY BEFORE
@donni: Guy on this bus just congratulated his friend for having a birthday. Indeed, congratulations are in order for this unique accomplishment