@fro_vo: *holds seashell to ear* new shell who dis
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@Goggner: Social services would take the kids away if they saw my house right now. Does anyone have their phone number?
@UNTRESOR: The inventor of the USB cable died recently. They're still trying to figure out which way to put his casket in the ground.
@ericsshadow: 7yr old: The Tooth Fairy didn't come last night. *wipes tear* Me: Sorry sweetie, she probably got drunk and passed out on the couch.