Holiday cards, when you care enough to let friends, family, customers & clients see how your handwriting hasn't improved since fourth grade.

@jimmytorosian: [two hours into describing a criminal to a police sketch artist] ...But when he took off the mask, he just looked like a normal guy

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@jctwritesstuff: Ah, I see my old arch nemesis, the bottom of the bottle, has arrived.

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@iAmJuddy: Atheists certainly have a lot to say about the nothing they believe in.

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@iGreenMonk: "For God's sex, stop making fun of my English." #WhereEnglishFails

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@panmidwest: ME: thanks for "showing me the ropes" lol SAILING INSTRUCTOR: you're not even making a joke sailing is literally where that comes from

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