@Mardigroan: Holiday cards, when you care enough to let friends, family, customers & clients see how your handwriting hasn't improved since fourth grade.
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@locustbones: kissing is all fun and games until a boy inhales your skeleton through your mouth & uses it to build a house for some other girl
@Muath_tu: Apparently you can't get a sick leave just because you're sick of seeing everyone at the office.
@gabemakesmusic: I once saw a road sign that said, "Slow Down, Small Children at Play" but then it occurred to me that I'm not afraid of small children