Holiday cards, when you care enough to let friends, family, customers & clients see how your handwriting hasn't improved since fourth grade.

@mjm866: My two year old just learned to say shut up. Coincidentally I just lost all guilt about clothes lining a toddler.

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@3sunzzz: No thank you, gym membership. The only thing worse than riding a bike is riding a bike that goes nowhere.

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@Mostly_Cheese: i'm tired of the phrase "too bad" so from now on I'm saying "that's cactuses" and if you don't like it well that's cactuses

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@rachelle_mandik: you stereotypes are all alike

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@LuvPug: I'm 14 shows into the 1st season of 'Lost' & there are SO many mysteries. I sure hope someone finds out where Sawyer plugs in his flat iron

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