@Spaziotwat: Holmes: "I say, old bean, is that mud on your boots?" Watson: "No, shit, Sherlock"
@sad_jake: Cop: Whatever you say will be held against you.nMe: TEDDYBEARSnCop: Aww.
@ch000ch: i started vaping to fit in with my friends, who are mostly steam whistles
@animaldrumss: No, actually I hate gambling, that's why the dice on my shirt are on fire. If I see someone start to gamble I'll burn up his gambling dice.
@GrantTanaka: I just found out that his full name is actually Vehicle Identification Number Diesel.
@Metalligretch: It would take a pretty stupid robot to replace me.