@Kalarlis: holy crap a guy actually gave me his number and i didn't know what to do so i panicked and sent him a picture of a dead bird?
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@imdaintyaf: [I open my lunchbox to find flask of whisky] But that means.... [Cut to my 4 y/o opening her lunchbox to find a flask of whisky]
@causticbob: Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds super fun if you don't know what either of those things are.
@ilovepie84: I go to the bank wearing a Ski mask because I want everyone to know how athletic I am.