@SortaBad: "holy crap....um guys?!" - the first caterpillar to wake up out of a cocoon
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@ryangriffiths: People that say "The worst kind of cut is a paper cut" probably haven't been stabbed in the face before.
@juliussharpe: At the very highest level of karate, they give you pants that fit so you no longer need a belt.
@Reverend_Scott: Cop: Know why I stopped you? SUPER DANCE OFF?? Cop: OH YEAH OH YEAH? Cop: No, not really. There's a warrant for your arrest. oh no
@theshantilly: How long can one listen to a kid talk before it's officially considered a hostage situation?