@SortaBad: "holy crap....um guys?!" - the first caterpillar to wake up out of a cocoon
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@seandunn76: Patients get nervous when I walk into surgery wearing my lucky cape but I didn't go to medical school so I need all the luck I can get.
@foodandwhining: People with eyebrow, nose, and lip piercings always look like they landed face-first into a tackle box.
@LuvPug: Wrapping presents takes a LOT longer when your kid sneaks up behind you & cuts off your arm with an empty wrapping paper tube lightsaber.
@El_nacho_Nigre: I feel so alive when I watch an object fall and shatter into hundreds of pieces. Not alive enough to clean up the mess though.