@SortaBad: "holy crap....um guys?!" - the first caterpillar to wake up out of a cocoon
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@samlymatters: If your coffee shop has a passive aggressive "no wifi pretend it's the old days" sign I'm gonna smoke in there & pay 50 cents for coffee.
@fizzlestothetop: Well, seeing as Jesus only had 12 followers, I'd say I'm doing pretty well for myself.
@michaeldean0116: If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader then she would be known as Ella Vader.......