@jake_lach: Holy shit. I just realized this sales kid is treating me this way because he thinks I'm old
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@bellicosejason: My boss calls me chief, so I really don't know who's in charge anymore. I hope it's not me because I haven't been paying attention.
@NoogsCorner: Women just want to make us better men, not drain our life essence. And sharks are just trying to kiss us but their teeth get in the way.
@AliciaATobin: There should be a YouTube compilation of the expressions on women's faces when they discover a dress they are trying on also has pockets.