@jake_lach: Holy shit. I just realized this sales kid is treating me this way because he thinks I'm old
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@HomeProbably: Material possessions mean nothing to me. *breaks phone* I don't think I can make it through this week.
@Adar79Angie: Dude, I'd love to go out with you, but this one person 80s dance party in my living room isn't going to host itself.
@internetluke: [friend consoling me through bad break up] "You need to eat, Luke. You can't just sit there" *i start crying more* Karen & I used to eat