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@HiddenPinky: [Home after awful day at work, my dog greets me]
Me: At least somebody's happy to see me!
Dog: *shakes head, pulls banana from pocket*

[Home after awful day at work, my dog greets me]
Me: At least somebody’s happy to see me!
Dog: *shakes head, pulls banana from pocket*

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